unlubricatedanalfisting:

urls like friskygrandma make me really uncomfortable you have to draw the line somewhere

really

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unlubricatedanalfisting:

a rumour was going around at my high school that this sophomore had taken a shit in the toilet, reached in, froze it, and then allegedly masturbated with it idk man kids these days

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xxdegausser:

51° 18′ 47.57″ N, 0° 8′ 53.97″ W

London: Cane Hill Asylum

If this place was still standing I would spend hours reading the patients files. 

Please check the source as there are plenty more photos.

methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay

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thejunglestore:

Look at me, helping with the lights!

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sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

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